Alice was driving the family Rolls Royce and was giving Brenda a lift.
As Brenda got into the car she found two golf tees on the passenger seat.
Not recognising them, she asked "what are these"?
Alice replied, "they are for my husband to rest his balls on when he is driving".
Brenda responded, "gosh, Rolls Royce think of everything".
In similar vein, if Brenda asked what the thing shown below is, Alice would reply: "it is for the Lord Mayor of London to rest his sword on when he is praying".
In similar vein, if Brenda asked what the thing shown below is, Alice would reply: "it is for the Lord Mayor of London to rest his sword on when he is praying".